Early Birb Catches the Memes
Better off Read!
Digital acknowledgment of your existence—congratulations! You’ve unlocked the right to say, “Oh yeah, I backed them once,” whenever one of our cards crosses your feed. We’ll respond with a cold, efficient, Dax-approved virtual thank-you that is 98% generic, 2% funny, and 100% insincere. Our snark is organically grown and free-ranged with no emotional eye contact required. $2
Hooray—I'm helping!
Feel the warm glow of knowing you’ve actually helped bring this project to life. At this tier, we’ll send you a personalized digital thank-you postcard—your name, our gratitude. Choose from four hand-selected postcard designs bursting with our signature sass. We spare no expense to fire this straight into your inbox. $4
Meme and a Snark Bite, Two Bits! [Limit 100]
Who says you can’t be wholesome and a menace? Snag two postcards: one from the Jumping the Snark line and one from any other theme you fancy—all at Early Birb pricing. You’ll also receive a unique digital thank-you for bravely jumping the shark before anyone else. $4.50
Thanks from the Third Dimension! [Limit 250]
A non-personalized thank-you postcard mailed to you in a first-class envelope to ensure optimal freshness. No muss, no fuss, just maximum cattitude. $5
Two Birbs with One Meme
A physical duo featuring our first two showcased designs—"The Worst Part of Waking Up" and "I Cast Fireball." You’ll also receive a digital thank-you for supporting us because gosh darn it people like you. $5
Trifecta [Limit 100]
Choose any three postcard designs and receive a digital thank-you at Early Birb pricing. It's the perfect sampler if you aren’t quite ready to commit. $7
Easy Six [Limit 100]
Choose six postcard designs at Early Birb pricing and enjoy a digital thank-you from the Memeingful Existence crew. Six postcards to delight, confuse, entertain, snark, confuse, or mysitfy your friends. $13
Crazy Eights [Limit 100]
Choose eight postcard designs at Early Birb pricing and receive a digital thank-you. Perfect for people who like their memes like they like their chaos—plentiful. $18.00
Decimemeated [Limit 100]
Choose ten postcards at Early Birb pricing and get a digital thank-you. Double digits means you have reached the peak of counting on your fingers, unless you murdered someone’s father. $22
Baker’s Dozen [Limit 75]
Choose twelve postcard designs and receive a physical thank-you card as your thirteenth. Early Birb pricing means a sweeter deal with fewer carbs. $26
Early to Meme, Early to Rise [Limit 100]
Choose fifteen postcard designs at Early Birb pricing. You’ll also receive a mailed thank-you card and eligibility for select stretch goals. Time to rise and meme! $34
16 Memendles [Limit 100]
Sixteen postcards of your choosing, a digital thank-you, a 5% discount on add-ons, and access to limited stretch goals. It’s your sweet sixteen, but with memes instead of angst. $36
Did I Meme That? [Limit 75]
Choose twenty postcards at Early Birb pricing, receive a mailed thank-you card, enjoy a 5% add-on discount, and get access to limited stretch goals. You may also vote on designs for select stretch goals because you clearly have taste and stlye. $45
20 … 20… 24 Memes to Go [Limit 100]
Choose twenty-four postcards and receive a physical thank-you card, a 5% add-on discount, eligibility for limited stretch goals, and a backer clear vinyl sticker. You don’t want to be sedated. $50
Memer Memer [Limit 50]
Choose twenty-five postcards at Early Birb pricing. Includes a mailed thank-you card, a 5% add-on discount, a clear vinyl backer sticker, and stretch goal eligibility. Plus the right to stick your tongue out and wiggle your hands on your head while you vote on upcoming Stretch Goals! $55
Thirteen Memes [Limit 75]
Choose thirteen postcard designs and receive two of each card at Early Birb pricing. Includes a mailed thank-you card, a 5% add-on discount, vote on upcoming Stretch Goals, a clear vinyl backer sticker, and stretch goal eligibility. A lucky number for some, an less fortunte number for others. $58
Mama Meme-a! [Limit 100]
Choose thirty postcards at Early Birb pricing. Includes everything from Memer Memer plus an exclusive meme-themed bookmark. Now’ that’s a spicy meme! $70
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! [Limit 75]
Choose forty postcards and receive all rewards included in our mid-tier bundles. This is the point where your friends start asking, “Are you okay?” This is also the point where you may need to purchase some add-ons for your friends. $100
Life, the Memeingverse, and Everything [Limit 42]
Choose forty-two postcards, receive all rewards from our earlier bundles, get ten digital postcard screensavers, a meme-themed bookmark, recognition on our Backer Thank-You Page, and access to all stretch goals. A tier for people who keep a towel handy. $110
Lasting Memeories [Limit 75]
Choose fifty postcards at Early Birb pricing plus all rewards in our advanced bundles. Ideal for collectors, the obsessed, and memeaholics. $125
The Dax Pack [Limit 25]
Receive one of every postcard—including future stretch goals—plus all rewards from earlier tiers. As a limited bonus, you’ll also get a personalized one-minute thank-you video from Dax. Yes, even divas must acknolwedge their fans. $150
Going Postal! [Limit 50]
Receive two of every printed postcard design, plus all rewards from the Dax Pack except the video. Don’t blame Dax, some dog ate it, probably a cocker spaniel. $200
Memeingful Limited Edition [Limit 90]
A set of five signed, unique, limited-edition Memeingful Existence postcards, plus two of every postcard design, an exclusive signed 11"x17" wall calendar, a physical thank-you card from Dax, a one-minute Dax video, a 15-minute video chat with the creators, special Discord status, and recognition on our Backer Page. $250
The Ultimate Challenge! [Limit 10]
All rewards from the Limited Edition tier, plus twenty additional postcards of your choosing and five matching bookmarks. For the brave, the bold, and the dangerously impulsive. $300
